{"product_id":"mentally-unavailable-tee","title":"Mentally unavailable goose - tee","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSoft, heavyweight, and mentally unavailable. For low-energy days, social battery at 1%, and keeping conversations to a minimum.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eHeavyweight \u0026amp; soft\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eRelaxed fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eGarment-dyed finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67584675250566,"sku":"28651479253242213921","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67584675283334,"sku":"44237629092696470045","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67584675316102,"sku":"18276996394566839442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67584675348870,"sku":"10450230087412714136","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67584675381638,"sku":"23862532610209782097","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":67625359475078,"sku":"18957975197563070051","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":67625360064902,"sku":"27546848874039446701","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":67625359507846,"sku":"10072754743042644335","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":67625359769990,"sku":"30574091320531226752","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":67625359901062,"sku":"14728366436475583384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":67625359540614,"sku":"22294685556761517901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":67625359638918,"sku":"20130201204419029067","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":67625359802758,"sku":"24580513555317741837","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":67625359933830,"sku":"31040556274701153197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":67625360130438,"sku":"19479108570578833289","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":67625359573382,"sku":"18517181590716145340","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":67625359966598,"sku":"31166630703597193651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67625359606150,"sku":"11959406644107060237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67625359737222,"sku":"24936247248593459363","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67625359868294,"sku":"27522032102503490386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67625360032134,"sku":"80175060303438596744","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":67625360195974,"sku":"28678100200441524176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":67625360228742,"sku":"29879358202899366053","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":67625359671686,"sku":"13590286771292609382","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":67625359835526,"sku":"26007771595968582524","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":67625359704454,"sku":"14644608504766491480","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":67625359999366,"sku":"14561229184204288845","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":67625360163206,"sku":"96239367893340172863","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":67625360097670,"sku":"29968791034697460288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1106\/7401\/8694\/files\/4439895815903000602_2048.jpg?v=1792090617","url":"https:\/\/www.sadgoose.com\/products\/mentally-unavailable-tee","provider":"Sad Goose","version":"1.0","type":"link"}